Welcome to dark martha stewart, where creativity flows in every form–wet, bold and unapologetic. From boozy paintings, prints and graphic tees to graphic design, branding and consulting services.
Dark Martha drips with creativity.
Officially Launched in 2025 by Aerin Soroka, Dark Martha Stewart has been a life long project of the self proclaimed “master of none”. Creativity has ran thick in her blood from a youth. What started from crayons on her mother’s wall has progressed to a creative approach to all areas of her life. Dark Martha Stewart was created to bridge all her passions. Much like her hero, being singularly focused is for the birds.
It’s all a bit drippy.
O.g. status
Yea… all your friends might be rockin’ the shirt or the 69th print of 1000 on their wall. You know what makes you dope? Owning the original. You know, martha probably painted it naked while drinking a glass of wine. wink wink.
69/1000
We know… you love Martha but you don’t have the space to hang a big ole canvas. Perhaps your favorite original slipped between your fingers. Don’t you worry your pretty little face. There might be 69 of them out there… but at least you get one.
on the floor
Wear it loud and wear it proud! Whether you are a slave to the hospitality industry, a die hard bourbon collector, a plant daddy or just a dirty minded mother fucker. Martha has your next one-night-stand “steal-able”. Lets get you dressed.
Want you some dark Martha?
Dark Martha is available for a more personalized service.
Like what you see but want to customize a few things? Shoot martha an email and together we can dance our way to creating a masterpiece with your vision in mind.
Services Include (but not limited to):
Murals • canvas paintings • graphic design • logo creation & branding • web design • living arrangements & plant consultations • cocktail & wine menu consulting • private bartending • foot photos • Drinkin Buddy
Meet the marthas
Here, at Dark Martha Stewart, we are a team of moderately trained, moderately professional, masters of none. Each with individual skills unique to one another but We all share our mission statement… oh, look! a Squirrel!
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Director of food and Beverage
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Plant daddy / lead pot head
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house comic
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Software Engineer
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